Monday 21 December 2020

‘Insular Peninsula’: Rude Stereotype Could Save Sydney

There's a rumour circulating Sydney – the virus won't spread far because Northern Beaches residents never leave the Northern Beaches.

First things first – this is a sociological quip. Health experts have warned anything could still happen (though confirmed cases, for now, compared day by day, are dropping in Sydney).

However, socially there's more truth to it than you can throw a bucket hat at... which is why it is resonating so loud across social media and news aggregators.

Before you hitch your Volkswagen Golf to its jetstream though, we'd like to take issue with it.

When you think about it – Sydney isn't built for getting around. Eastern Suburbs residents don't like to stray more than 5 clicks from Bondi. Inner West freelancers cringe at the thought of moving back to their parents' beachside mansion. British backpackers wonder why the hell anyone would live anywhere in Sydney but the beach (especially considering Surry Hills is almost as expensive as Manly).

And Western Sydney has better Korean BBQ's than the CBD anyway.

So: if the Sydney outbreak of Covid 19, which is focussed around a cluster in Avalon, a suburb almost 40km from the CBD, doesn't spread beyond the city's northern beaches it won't just be thanks to the "state's contact tracers" and "the disinclination of locals in the area to leave their 'hood,'" as news.com.au reports, but due to the fact that no one in Sydney likes to leave their hood.

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That's DMARGE's belief, anyway.

This whole topic kicked off after news outlets jumped on Prime Minister Scott Morrison's diplomatic comment that the northern beaches community was “cohesive”.

As news.com.au put it, "Sydneysiders actually have another term for the region of 250,000 people that begins at the harbour in Manly and juts out towards the central coast – the 'insular peninsula.'"

 

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This comes after comedian Neel Kolhatkar joked "if there's somewhere least likely to spread this thing, it's the bloody northern beaches" and satirical newspaper The Betoota Advocate wrote an article entitled "Northern Beaches Locals Surprised Virus Bothered To go Into City Because That's A Trek Bro."

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Lines that hit hardest were:

"[Fictional] Joel Joelson (33), local Newport residents says he can’t believe the virus bother to make the ‘trek’ into the city."

“To be honest I thought the virus would just stick around here.”

“Don’t know why it would leave, no one else does... Why would ya.”

"Joel’s mate, Jai (29) agrees."

“Yeah bro. Woolloomooloo? Trek bro.”

“I thought the virus would like, get a roofing apprenticeship, and like, settle down with a mate's younger sister when she finishes high school bro.”

Maybe the stereotypes are right after all? Maybe the northern beaches has been self-isolating for decades? As it stands at the time of writing, the number of confirmed local cases in Sydney has risen by just 8 in the last 24 hours.

Though it could come up again at any time (something we must be on our guard against) this marks a fall from Saturday, NSW's largest spike in relation to this cluster, when 30 locally acquired cases were recorded in NSW (the day the Avalon cluster had its biggest peak so far).

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